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Zack Attack

>> Constipated

Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Aaaaaauuugggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

Chill out whatcha swelling for?
I’ve been pushing for an hour or more
And if you could only let me be
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're ridin' in the car
But when the toilet number’s down to one
You become

Something else round everything else
You're stayin in my gut, I want to get you out my butt
You’re really a fool, you’re bein’ cruel to me
Tell me

Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?
I see the way you're acting like you're just a small poopy gets me frustrated
Life's like this
Gotta ‘member not to fart or you’ll shoot out like a dart
Excuse me while I sit and have you pop out bit by bit
Augh! Augh! Augh!

You’re digested unannounced
You’re messed up, you’re somethin' else
where you are ain't where I want you to be
you're making me
cry out when you strike your pose
There’s tears runnin’ down my nose
You’re not makin’ happy anyone
when you've become

Something else round everything else
You’re lost in my intestine, it’ll start zesting
If I don’t get you out
Ouch! Ouch!

Chill out whatcha swelling for?
I’ve been pushing for an hour or more
And if you could only let me be
you will see

Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuggggggh!!!!!!

>> Dodo

I met him in a cloud down in La-la land
Where it’s floppy and stretchy just like a rubber band
B-A-N-D band
He walked up to me and he twisted back my arm
I asked him his name and in a gurgly voice he said
Dodo
D-O-D-O dodo
Do-do-do-do dodo

Well I ain’t the world's most flexible guy
But when he jack-hammered my back he didn’t broke my spine
Oh my, Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Well I'm not dumb but I can't really see
Why he wears all this GAP and doesn’t let me call him G
Oh my, Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well, we drank lemonade and stayed up and boxed
And played tag with a cinderblock
He picked up a hammer and banged my knee
But I was used to it and I didn’t scream
Well, he’s not the world's most sweet guy,
but when I looked in his eyes, well I almost fell for my
Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo

I kicked him away
I charged like a boar
I tripped to the floor
I got off of my knees
Then I whacked his face and he did the same to me

Well that's the way that it stayed
And I always want to kick the noggin of my Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Boys will whack boys and boys will whack girls
It's a crazy, zany, stupid world especially Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well we tunneled underground just a week before
And I'd never ever met a groundhog before
But Dodo laughed and bent back my hand
And said “Zack Attack you’re a funny man!”

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

>> I Beleive I Can Die

I like to think that I cannot go on
And life is ringing my ears like a gong
But now I know the meaning of true thugs
I'm gasping in those buff muscular arms
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can die
I believe my soul can go to the sky
I think about it every night and day
Get shot down and die today
I believe my soul can soar
I see me running from a charging boar
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
(Oh) I believe I can die

See I’m on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes death can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I can’t achieve
Because they come from inside of me

I believe I can fall
Up the golden stairs I will crawl
I think about it every sun and moon
Get splashed by a great tycoon
I believe that I need help
I am nothing but a rotting whelp
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
(Oh) I believe I can die

Cause I believe in it!

I believe I can die
I believe my soul can go to the sky
I think about it every night and day
Get shot down and die today
I believe my soul can soar
I see me running from a charging boar
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
(Oh) I believe I can die

I believe I can fall
Up the golden stairs I will crawl
I think about it every sun and moon
Get splashed by a great tycoon
I believe that I need help
I am nothing but a rotting whelp
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
(Oh) I believe I can die

Ouch
I like to think that I cannot go on
And life is ringing my ears like a gong
But now I know the meaning of true thugs
I'm gasping in those buff muscular arms
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can die
I believe my soul can go to the sky
I think about it every night and day
Get shot down and die today
I believe my soul can soar

>> Incomin' Bacon

Iiiiiiiiiin Iiiiiiiiiiiin comin bacon
Incomin bacon
She’s hurlin bacon
Big ol fatty bacon
Ow!
Ya know, baby, I don’t really dig
Flyin strips of Porky Pig
Incomin bacon
Duck n cover
She’s hurlin bacon at her brother
Duck n cover
She’s hurlin bacon at her brother
Ow!
It started when she went to the fridge
She found the bag with strips of red n white pig
And she didn’t even use the fork
She started throwing
Throwing that pork
Look out! Here she comes now!
Dodge the pig!
Do a little jig!
Ow!
Come on y’all
Here we go!
Dodge that pig now don’t be slow
Do the piggy!
Oink
Oink
Oink
Bam!
You’re bacon
Ow!
C’mon now, don’t be scared
Dodge that pig
NOW BE PREPARED!
Don’t get hit
Don’t get bit
Fight the bacon off with your super powered zit
Ow!
Yah hear me?
NOW!