Goose
 

goose
noun1.web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks2.a man who is a stupid incompetent fool[syn: fathead]3.flesh of a goose (domestic or wild)
verb1.pinch in the buttocks; "he goosed the unsuspecting girl"2.prod into action3.give a spurt of fuel to; "goose the car"